Sometimes my brother makes me laugh so hard I forget very simple things like how to properly swallow a drink of water. Then I cough and hack and alarm my co-workers. It's still worth it, though.

I went to get my lunch out of the fridge and there is a paper bag, next to my lunch with "Andrew" written on it in a happy, girly script. I checked it out...not only are there no other Andrews on this floor, there are no other Andrews in the entire company.

"Are you expecting an organ transplant?" asked Marcia, pretty funny for her.