This morning on the train a young guy got on my car wearing normal urban winter stuff...knit cap, peacoat, artfully distressed jeans and so forth. He also had an eye patch over his left eye.

A medically necessary eye patch??? Don't know. I like the thought of him reviewing his accesorizing options, wondering "hmmmm...beret? bow tie? Oh I know; an eye patch! Arrrrgh matey!"

If I wore an eye patch I would tell everyone that I was Drew's evil twin, Stu.