I'm full of schadenfreude over the tiger attack in Vegas, of course, but I'd like to direct your attention to a different entertainment story, this one found on the BBC's website:

Adam Ant has remade his classic single Stand and Deliver in aid of the Dian Fossey Highland Gorilla Fund with the lyrics changed to "Save the Gorillas".

This morning I was reading the Chicago Sun-Times online and was struck by a banner ad for the U.S. Army with shadowy, arabic writing in the background. Clicked on it and found this application for becoming an army linguist.