Last night, I had a dream where a brassy woman wearing too much makeup came up to me in a park and said that Karl Rove had told her that I told him she and I met in Tennessee.
I knew that I was in trouble and began trying to spin my way out of the situation. When I was done I looked down to see that the belt had been removed from my pants (which were now around my ankles) and the belt was holding me to a tree.
It had all been a prank by this woman and Rove...the accusation was just a ruse to distract me so that I could be tied to a tree. For no purpose other than simple humiliation.
Fucking Karl Rove.
